nostalgitorium:

yo if eating pizza and playing mario party and having sex on the couch doesn’t sound like the perfect date to you then get the fuck out of my face.

theperfect-combination:

yup…

Hello Tumblr! 

What have you got to for me on a Saturday night?

Hit me with your best shot. 

Eagerly listening with whiskey in hand. 

HAHAHA I’m 14 years old. This is hilarious.

buzzfeed:

This little guy is called a pika, and he’s loves bringing people flowers.

suicideblonde:

Drew Barrymore at the 1998 Oscars

Daisies, body glitter and the thick black upper lid liner, this is the Drew that helped shape me into what I am today. 

Robert Downey Jr. at Oscars 2013.

Dapper as fuck.

thatlibrarianthere:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

andrewhussiesbosom:

I dont care what you think the most accurate gif I’ve seen for the feeling of removing your bra is

This is quite literally me. Every night.

Adelle at the Oscars.

Here, here.